Monday, January 15, 2007

I bet MLK Jr. would know the answer to this Grammar Quiz.

What is the correct name for the long, dry document I am writing for work:

a) User Manual
b) User's Guide
c) System Guide
d) Users Manual
e) Loser's Manual
f) Boozer's Manual
g) Software Bible
h) Software Koran (alternately: Software Q'oran)
i) Giant Book Containing Instructions on How to Use Our Software
j) Magical Book with All the Answers to Life's Mysteries


Culturally Insensitive Quote of the Day:
"Of course the Mennonites are working today, they don't believe in black people."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is the answer "The Vagina Monologues"?

Anonymous said...

I would go with "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius".

What? That's been done before?