Oh, Bill O'Reilly. Its okay that you lost to a high school student.

All those times I did all those things, remember? Purely a photo post.

Minor league baseball mascots LOVE me. No idea why. Its not my baseball knowledge...


The Statue of Liberty gives me the creeps. She's all green and moldy looking. And from France.


That's Datarock. They're from Norway. They give out shots of wildly strong coffee.


Hey Lily Allen. Thanks for not cancelling your NYC show. I think you're adorable, as always. Love, Jen


Oh hey, remember that time we went to the formerly Polish nightclub and THIS girl dressed in- whatever that is smeared in fake blood danced on stage to the techno music ? Yeah, that was kinda weird.

Stuff on *my* cat.

And the blurry version.



Aaaaaaaaand, this is how my cat sleeps. Don't you love how her little back legs look like turkey legs? Actually, the whole thing makes me feel a bit dodgy.

I could sit and watch this website all day:

Wait for the site to load, and make sure to turn on the sound. Totes worth it.

Watch it three times in a row to get the full effect.

Enter exhaustion.

After deciding that it would be amazing to put on the special skills section of my resume "Non-sloppy, efficient vomiting drunk" I puked the most amazing raspberry sorbet colored vomit onto the ground of my subway platform as I stumbled home greeting the sunrise at 5.30 this morning.

I spent yesterday afternoon at the Renegrade Craft Fair at the McCarren Pool. It was not my midwestern mum's potpourri and teddy bear craft fair, that's certain. I walked away with a beautiful hand sewn leather business card organizer and a lamp made from drink umbrellas! All the craftiness at the fair yesterday inspired me to finally decorate and organize my room today. Its been a battle, but I am slowly creating the atmosphere I want my bedroom and office to have. My room is beginning to glow with green and blues and oranges (the basic color scheme). That means I shan't be embarrassed when you come to visit and my walls are bare!

See how I threw in that part about you visiting? Clever. But seriously. Come visit!

You guys, I'm so sorry this has become the YouTube remixed blog.

Or I'm really not sorry at all. Watch and laugh.

Also, hysterical: