Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Scientology can't save your deformed baby, Tom Cruise. (For DuJane.)













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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa.

~smooches~

Anonymous said...

Wow.... What a hostile, sad remark.

jenniferocious! said...

Hey youth, apparently Scientology can't save people with no sense of humor either. Its okay buddy.

Anonymous said...

Youth, I think that posting a comment like that as a means of introducing yourself is hostile and sad. But it's nice to meet you. You seem swell. Let's be BFFs! ((((Hugs))))

Anonymous said...

Scientology is magic...

Anonymous said...

you people are fucking cruel. Tom is a man just like we are and it's bad enough that his kid is what it is. He doesn't need all of you bashing him now too

jenniferocious! said...

Brian, you just called Tom Cruise's child an "it". How fucking sensitive can you be?

Anonymous said...

It may be all good. They didn't say WHERE the baby was deformed. Maybe she'll still grow up hot. I mean, with a mum like Katie Holmes... Y'know. Me personally, i'm gonna hold my breath till I know wats up. And if it's positive, i'm putting that ass on layaway ;)

jenniferocious! said...

Scottish, I'm holding out that she has a disease where she has hair all over her face like TeenWolf. But maybe that's just wishful thinking. Quite frankly, I'm still not sure the baby is even real.