Professional To Do List

Is the first sign of succumbing to corporate whoreality when you make lists titled, "Professional To Do List: Write ideal job description, Create a guide to working and operating without me, Buy business suit, Fill Rolodex."?

Maybe not the first, but certainly not the last.

Gone are the days...

Of noserings

Of rock shows

Of crazy hair.

Growing up is for chumps, man. A weekend rockstar? The weekend starts on Wednesday, baby.