Wisdom from the LOLcats...

Actually, I'm finished with the book- you can't spoil me!

Unicorn? Pugicorn? Watercorn?

OFFICIAL NOTICE

Dear Internet,

I'm avoiding you this week until after I've finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I refuse to let some jerk in internetland spoil the ending for me.

And tell your friends television and newspaper that I'll see them next week too.

Broomsticks and veritiserums,
Ms. Jenny Marvel

Harry Potter and the Spoiler of Doom!

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Remus Lupin gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf in Diagon Alley Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

Friday funny!

Also, here's how my Fourth of July went:
Free New Pornographers show, rain, Mexican food, Killer Flaming Dr. Peppers, blueberry vodka made up holiday drinks, pushing strangers, karaoke, Snape IS the half blood prince (right!), and then being too intoxicated to remember any of it.